*centrist voice* So would you stop being friends with someone just because your favorite color is blue and their favorite color is waterboarding innocent people?
everyone’s making “komaeda’s in smash” jokes but can you fucking imagine. if there was a reveal trailer and it’s this nice tropical island and you hear footsteps in the sand and this pale ass hand reaches into a mailbox. the cameras in the area swivel to catch a puff of white hair as we hear the paper unfold. and then we hear His voice. “aha… what kind of luck will this turn out to be, i wonder?” he says. and the camera reveals nagito fucking komaeda holding a smash letter. can you even imagine if that happened irl. what the consequences of that would be. i think that would kill me in one hit.
imagine going through your tumblr experience only knowing komaeda as the fingers in his ass guy. imagine not knowing all the canon things komaeda as done. dude blew up his school to prevent a test from happening. tried to shoot a god. played russian roulette with 5 bullets. threatened to completely disintegrate an entire island. babysat a bunch of maniac kids for basically no reason. cut off his arm. is an absolute gay disaster
i really do think the excess of memes about tops and bottoms that accidentally turned them into gendered categories is mostly the result of the fact that no one making those memes has ever had sex and they think top/bottom are innate identities
chewbacca was definitely the best man when han and leia got married and he gave a long speech of wookiee noises that next to nobody could understand and han was definitely trying not to cry the whole time
